"That was a misunderstanding involving a lost coupon!" Alan huffed.
Walden, lounging on the couch with a green juice that cost more than Alan's car, didn't look up. "Alan, the last time you tried to be 'mysterious,' the police questioned you for three hours because you were lurking near a mailbox." Watch Two And a Half Men S11E21
Walden patted his shoulder. "Don't worry, Alan. I’m sure there’s a very lonely librarian out there who loves coupons as much as you do." "She’s an archivist, Walden! And she’s magnificent!" "That was a misunderstanding involving a lost coupon
Alan Harper was staring at his reflection in the mirror, practicing his "I’m an alpha male" face, which mostly just looked like he had a mild toothache. "Don't worry, Alan
"Great," Alan sighed, looking at his phone. "Now I just need to find someone who’s willing to be seen with me in public for forty-eight hours without a paper bag over their head."