"Granddad, this is exploitation of our own culture for the benefit of people who think 'The Projects' is a brand of high-end denim," Huey warned.

"For now," Huey said, turning a page in his book. "But the bank just sent a notification. They've updated the Terms and Conditions."

Huey walked in, not looking up from a book titled The Illusion of Ownership . "You spent it all on those 'Italian leather' shoes that turned out to be made of recycled tires and spray paint, Granddad. Also, property taxes went up."