Novogodnei Elki U Starsheklassnikov: Stsenka Nomera Dlia

(Softer) Exactly. So let’s make it count. Max, you can keep the glasses, but you have to wear a tinsel scarf. Danil, put down the coffee and help me with the "Snow Maiden" rap. DANIL: A rap? Really? ANYA: It’s either that or the Shakespearean tragedy.

The scene is set in a high school assembly hall, decorated with a slightly lopsided Christmas tree and silver tinsel. Characters: stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

(Shuddering) That’s not a skit, Max. That’s a horror movie. (Softer) Exactly

(Yawns) My reality is already cold and hard. I spent four hours on physics homework and three hours wondering why I exist. Can we just throw some tinsel on Gleb and call it a day? Danil, put down the coffee and help me

(Horrified) No! We are seniors! We need to show the younger kids that we are mature. Max, take off the glasses. Gleb, put on the traditional beard.

(Checking her watch) Okay, people! This is our last New Year’s skit before graduation. It needs to be profound. It needs to be Shakespearean. It needs to represent the transition from childhood to the cold, hard reality of adulthood!