I call it "Kitchen Sink Charcuterie." It’s basically just eating pickles and shredded cheese over the sink because I don’t want to wash a plate. Entertainment: Low-Stakes Thrills

Because my brain doesn't have the bandwidth for new plot twists.

My entertainment choices are equally chaotic. While everyone else is watching the latest critically acclaimed docuseries, you can find me:

Telling people "I’ll see if I can make it" when I am already in my pajamas with zero intention of perceiving the outside world again today. Why "Sucks" is Actually Great