Famyli - Guy

"Oh blast!" Stewie whispers from behind a curtain. "It’s reaching critical mass! Brian, we have to get it out of here!"

Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" famyli guy

"You know," Peter says with a British accent, "the ethical implications of using a feline as a catalyst for kinetic energy are quite troubling. I should really be focusing my efforts on renewable solar arrays." "Oh blast

The two of them start a high-speed, intellectual "chicken fight" in the middle of the science fair, debating the merits of various philosophical schools while punching each other. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m

Back at the Griffin house, Brian is sitting on the couch, sipping a martini and reading a New Yorker. Stewie walks in carrying a glowing, pulsating orb.

"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.

"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy."