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Determined, he crawled toward the stove. He found a frying pan and tossed it toward the burner. It landed perfectly... upside down. He didn't care. He poured the batter (which was mostly flour and orange juice at this point) onto the bottom of the pan.

Just then, his daughter walked into the kitchen. She looked at the flour-covered walls, the broken toaster, and her father, who was currently wearing a colander as a hat. "Dad? What are you doing?" Drunken Dad Simulator ingyenes letöltés

Arthur woke up on the kitchen linoleum with a single, pressing mission: His daughter’s birthday party was starting in three hours, and he had promised "The World’s Best Pancakes." The problem? The celebratory drinks from last night’s championship win were still very much in charge of his motor skills. Determined, he crawled toward the stove

Arthur looked up, eyes hovering in two different directions, and gave a shaky thumbs up. "Making... memories, kiddo. Pure... memories." upside down

He managed to grab a carton of eggs. His fingers, now feeling like overstuffed sausages, squeezed too hard. Crunch. A gooey, yellow mess slid down his pajama pants. Arthur giggled—a deep, bubbly sound—before realizing he was now slipping on the very eggs he just broke. He performed a slow-motion interpretive dance, limbs flailing, before landing face-first in a pile of clean laundry.