(Pointing to the Blue King) Okay, Bluey. This is the Blue King. He’s the most important guy on the board. He only moves one square at a time because... well, he’s got very heavy boots.

Whoa, whoa! That’s a Bishop, Bluey. And Sparkle Pony or not, she can’t just bowling-ball the pawns. They’re his loyal guards!

(Gasps) Not the ham and cheese! Quick, let’s send in the Sparkle Pony!

(The stage is mostly dark, except for a spotlight on the chessboard.)