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If your health hits zero, you don't die instantly; you get 30 seconds of "Grave Jest" where you are invincible but can only attack with jokes and quick jabs. 🎭 The Viral "Plague" Distribution

Instead of a simple .zip file, the download acts like a overlay. Become Alpha [Grave Mercutio] Free Download

A pop-up appears: "A plague o' both your houses!" —temporarily changing all system fonts to 16th-century cursive. 🗡️ The "Price of Salt" Mechanic If your health hits zero, you don't die

As the download hits 99%, the PC fans spin up to create a "sighing" sound before finishing. 🗡️ The "Price of Salt" Mechanic As the

You gain incredible speed and combat prowess, but your health bar permanently shrinks to a "grave" size.

Downloading the "Alpha" status replaces all polite NPC dialogue options with biting, cynical insults.

Since Mercutio famously cursed the houses with a plague, use a .